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librarian-byday: I swear, I will do this every single time one...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:45:03 -0700

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

einsteinonacid: ineedtogetpaid: i thought LGBT was a sandwich Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:44:32 -0700

einsteinonacid:

ineedtogetpaid:

i thought LGBT was a sandwich

Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?

ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:44:16 -0700

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

tupacabra: the forced laughter at a video that a friend shows you because you don’t want them to...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:43:57 -0700

tupacabra:

the forced laughter at a video that a friend shows you because you don’t want them to feel bad

ju5t4n3rd: thepioden: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:43:51 -0700

ju5t4n3rd:

thepioden:

hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire

very very slowly.

gdi now i dont want to breathe

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Mon, 20 May 2013 01:28:40 -0700

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Mon, 20 May 2013 01:28:25 -0700

bepeu: what i learned in high school you can pass some classes by being friends with the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:27:56 -0700

bepeu:

what i learned in high school

you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher

there is more than one kind of cool

if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you

not all food is edible

who cares

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Mon, 20 May 2013 01:27:26 -0700

krabwatch: finally an option that fits me

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:27:14 -0700

krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me

kanyewesticle: The only talent I have is boobs

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:27:11 -0700

kanyewesticle:

The only talent I have is boobs

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Mon, 20 May 2013 01:26:52 -0700

singergurl91: moonflowerlights: If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:26:35 -0700

singergurl91:

moonflowerlights:

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex

Also, just remember that Tom Hiddleston can make that noise on command…

vivalaausten: greydelisle: The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:26:27 -0700

vivalaausten:

greydelisle:

The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.

sloth-grunge: do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:24:00 -0700

sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby

the-absolute-funniest-posts: cyanide-poisoning: Men...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:23:40 -0700

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

shavingryansprivates: the one thing i learned about high school when i graduated was that it’s...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:19:52 -0700

shavingryansprivates:

the one thing i learned about high school when i graduated was that it’s completely fucking meaningless

ghdos: ghdos: -el-: ghdos: flowersundefiled: lovecy: i...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:19:36 -0700

ghdos:

ghdos:

-el-:

ghdos:

flowersundefiled:

lovecy:

i will forever reblog this

he’s like “i will have NONE of ur shit today!”

LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!

Did this nigga just excused himself? lol

I know I just reblogged this but this shit gets funnier every time I look at it.

“Bitch, why is you touching me? You know what? I can’t deal with no more. I’m outta here. I ain’t got time for this fuckshit.”

This is STILL hilarious to me.

nickthedinosaur: “Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again and then the phone rings and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:18:11 -0700

nickthedinosaur:

“Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again and then the phone rings and you hope it’s them, it’s the most twisted logic of all time.”

just-exhale-love: im disturbed.

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:17:17 -0700

just-exhale-love:

im disturbed.