July 2012
Got epically twat-swatted at work today by that dumb bitch skank face. Right as he was about to ask me on a date, BAM that hoe showed up out of nowhere. Fml. -.-
cyberfag:
i have this really unattractive thing on my face called my face
Walking around in new clothes:
totally-relatable:
no but just imagine security guards at concerts
guard: oh here come the faggots
guard: why are they so skinny
guard: do not jump into the crowd i don't want to grab your crack
guards: why are there 12 year old girls throwing bras on the stage
guards: what am i doing with my life
