alltsunandnodere: agayofgays: I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT? BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES ‘IMAGINE THE SKY’ ‘HOW IS THE SKY’ ‘TOUCH THE SKY’ IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
i do this really cute thing where i shut down and hate everybody
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
sheeppap: tHE MAP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ON MY BLOG I S MAKING ME LAUGH RN ITS LIKE ew an american ew ew ew everyone cluster so it cant get to us ew
2treehill: how do you get a nice body without moving
assbutt-of-asgard: imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward
megaman2: megaman2: “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?” “no, i said she was fucking goofy” please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
kneelingavenger: its-kili: penandpage: sherlockthewizardingavenger: burnupasun: i would like a movie of tony stark and bruce banner just fucking around, like inventing shit and getting froyo and breaking into nasa headquarters and sitting on the couch eating extra cheesy pizza watching back to the future together And I just want a sitcom of Thor, Loki and Cap trying to figure modern...
enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas” what are those called again I can’t remember
dorfs: Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
doctorangel: jakemalik: hungryzekes: kanyewesticle: holynipples: kanyewesticle: jakemalik: kanyewesticle: *whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that *bites lip* oh yeah baby *touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that *pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper what *pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper wtf...
Me: *sees book store* *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
best-of-funny: harlequinjade: solluxtux: harlequinjade: let’s only use ham as reaction pics from now on thats a horrible idea
butasparrow: touchmypopsicle: it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked the second one was kind of unexpected but no one is disagreeing
little-miss-tiny: grrrlfever: hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever that’s good to know